blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via failuretoperceive)

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

(via failuretoperceive)

deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

(via duskull)

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via indian-dick-queen)

full-timebullshitter:

 

twerk4daddy:

g-is-for-g:

how-about-the-time-we:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOST IMPORTANT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN !

BUT….BUT……..WAIT

I CANT

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via indian-dick-queen)

unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"

(via reverseracist)

roachpatrol:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

the best goddamn adaptation ever

(via indian-dick-queen)

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus

(via dutchster)

ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

(Source: snowitt, via indian-dick-queen)

petbarack:

 ∧_∧
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂   ノ    ・゜+.
 しーJ   °。+ *´¨)
         .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
          (¸.·´ (¸.·’* ur cute

(Source: lhommewalk, via dutchster)

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(via dutchster)