we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOST IMPORTANT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN !
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
the best goddamn adaptation ever
srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?
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